Pubs are places where people go to pay more for things they could've got cheaper if they stayed at home, like drinks and music, and friends.
And you buy already-rolled-and-fabrica
And have you ever met someone, someone who's sane/or at least with sense of taste, that actually LIKES the taste of wasabi?
Would you like the idea of buying a pet if you knew that the cute little thing you buy actually suffers in a cage before you buy it, and it gets in there because people like you..pay for them..?
No need to read between the lines here, right?
Why do you exactly buy this crap, what makes them look so fabulous, howcome can you end up getting to like this stuff, and in fact, getting used to it?
THIS is your great world that is full of opportunities.
You, like any other living organism, can produce shit,
find shitty ideas and sell them,
sell them via making them look like
an incredible product,
make people think that
humankind can not live without them,
via just making them seem
shiny and colorful.
you won the contest of
being a huge dork.